Watch Your Rear

This was posted on a young friend's Facebook page after what seemed to be a pretty nasty break-up with her boyfriend. I almost wet myself when I read it. Thankfully she's doing much better.

Need A Roommate?

This is an actual want-ad posted in the housing selection on craigslist.com this morning. I almost peed my pants.

Dude wanting a room (don't break my bong) (santa barbara)

hey everyone i'm looking for a room with a roof that doesn't leak. i currently live with 2 spiders i've named henry and salazar. I go to sbcc and study boobs. I'm a pretty clean person, i smoke a lot of pot and don't wear much clothing. swearing is fun but please don't swear around me on wednesday and saturdays. sometimes i occasionally sleep walk but any mess or damage done will be completely taken care of by me when i wake up. I refuse to live with anyone who doesn't like watching muted television with subtitles playing. i feel like its really good for the brain to watch something and like read what your watching or something. I'm a single male but occasionally use craigslist for erotic services so please don't be alarmed if i'm cooling out with a super hot babe. Some people think of me to be like mick jagger but i sometimes think i am more like jesus. I eat a lot of rice and eggs. i enjoy going grocery shopping and if you do too we could probably shop for food together which would be a good bonding experience. i don't mind living with either sex as long as you are not both, my last set of roommates were weird and tried spooning with me at odd hours. I dont speak foreign languages so don't worry about me talking shit about you in different languages. email if you got that room or some shit. please describe yourself thoroughly for i am very picky person. 559 786 6664 - the name is david, david guadagni.

Happy Groundhog Day

Silliness

Think Again

It didn't work. I want my money back!

Photo: Me

A Very Short Movie Review

I blame Vincent Price for the majority of the nightmares I had as a child. In this movie he plays host to a group of people invited to a mansion. If they make it through the night alive and well they will each be given $10,000! (I guess this was a lot of cash in the late 1950’s.) The group chosen are the typical bunch - let’s see, there’s the doctor, a pretty boy, the untainted virgin, a boozer, and a creepy old fool. Vincent is married to a bodacious blonde bombshell who is only with him for his fortune. This movie has some shocking special effects - hanging skeletons, vats of acid, bloody heads hidden in suitcases, creepy looking servants, and even pianos that play by themselves. This is scary stuff I tell you! Who lives? Who dies? Who cares? It's definitely a party movie. Invite your buddies over, blend up some margaritas, make some popcorn and get ready for some scary fun.

Click here for more information about this cult classic.

I Like Toast

I thought I'd share some silly morning humor while eating some toast for breakfast.

Memory Lane

Drawn by Mike T (12/2003)

Sunday Humor

Shoes are Funny

Peeping Tom

(Click on picture if you have trouble reading the white card.)

My Drug of Choice

Artist: Nayro (on deviantART)

This is dedicated to my favorite coffee baristas and good friends, Johnny and Charlie at Starbucks Coffee on Victoria Street. Thanks for helping to feed my caffeine addiction, and taking such good care of me.

Bible Chicks of the 1960s

This album cover creeps me out. I grew up in the 1960s and yes, women wore these lovely hairstyles. They look a little too manly for me. Jesus, keep hiding!

Funny Pic of the Week

At Every Baseball Game

Energy Drink Replacement?

I purchased this gum last spring at a local bookstore. I chewed the two "mentally refreshing" pieces right before my Law & Ethics class. It didn't live up to its claims. Oh well, back to my Red Bulls.

photo: Me

Turtle Power

I came across this picture about two years ago. It's so odd and intriguing. I'd love to meet the photographer and pick his or her brain. I have so many questions I'd love to ask.

My Lucky Number

Feed the birdie

The Bad Girl's Club

Both Ailea and Whitney got sent home last night for attacking Amber M.! Two for the price of one. I loved it! No more from the "psycho chick" and "This is how we do it in Boston" twit.

The Cookie Crumbles